Monday, December 15, 2008

Bovine Tolerance to Open Flame

An 1100 pound steer was herded through a chute which ended in a 9 foot wide barbecue pit.

It experienced some violent and severe burns.

The bovine was delicious on a wheat bun and dill pickles.

Conclusion: Open flame was quite possibly the cause of death.

1 comment:

  1. Come on now, 9 ft. isn't nearly wide enough to grill an 1100 lb steer. And you forgot the barbecue sauce.

    Cause of death, a baseball bat to the head before it was dropped down the chute. Gotta be humane man.

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