Mildred held her breath for 6 minutes straight.
Mildred's body surfaced to the top of her bathtub moments later.
Conclusion: The elderly should not attempt breathing experiments.
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I had a similar experience, except I didn't use a Mildred. I used a sponge.
ReplyDeleteLong story short, no one died and the sponge re-surfaced much quicker than your Mildred.
Mildew?