Sombrero's Tolerance to the "Mexican Hat Dance"

5 undercover sombreros were taken to a bar in nearby Tijuana. They acted casually, ordering domestic Mexican brews and the occasional shot of tequila for the cholos.

When the "Mexican Hat Dance" was played on the juke box, they dropped their ponchos, revealing an arsenal of of weaponry. Only the women, and slightly drunk children made it out of the bar alive.

CONCLUSION: Clothing lines for large, woven hats apparently exist. Go fuckin figure.

Childrens' Tolerance to Car Bumpers

Five children were drafted to test the effects of being hit by the front of a car. Data will be compiled from various speeds ranging from 10-45 miles per hour.

The children will be blindfolded as to foil any anticipatory movements to the approaching vehicle.

PROJECT ABANDONED AFTER MINOR LEGAL CONFLICTS.
MAY APPEAR ON YOUTUBE IN NEAR FUTURE.

82 Year Old's Tolerance to Not Breathing

Mildred held her breath for 6 minutes straight.

Mildred's body surfaced to the top of her bathtub moments later.

Conclusion: The elderly should not attempt breathing experiments.

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